How to Be a Total Bad-Ass

11 Feb

1.  Slip on your black faux leather boots

2. Put in your headphones

3. Select The Kills – No Wow album

4. Turn up the volume

5. Walk briskly through any populated area of town making eye contact with each person you pass
(grocery stores and malls work perfect for this)

Bonus points if you play with your gum with your fingers or suck on a lollipop

There’s no chance of losing any ‘cool cool’ here,

 

 

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2 Responses to “How to Be a Total Bad-Ass”

  1. Lynds February 18, 2011 at 12:28 am #

    #5 is absolutely true. Also the fastest way to turn your day from gloomy to rockin in about 5 mins.

    • the vision wall February 20, 2011 at 6:02 am #

      Exactly! It’s becoming my new favorite past time.

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